When you're traveling on a train in space there's only one phrase that pays: BEEP BOOP BEEP! Say it loud and proud and get 50% of what you want as the train's computer willfully misconstrues what you're trying to get at.

These are things our supplier wants us to know:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck